Horse Stories

Rambo

Rambo here. My life is such a bore. But occasionally someone brings me an apple, a carrot or even a dose of vitamins. Buddy, the dog, tries to entertain me and I try to stomp him but he is too fast.

Well, the other day I had an interesting experience. A young man with funny breath came in with me and petted me nice.

I let him nuzzle me with his hand. But I was careful not to let him bite me because brother across the fence has taught me to take care or I can get seriously wounded by another creature.

Anyway this young man made me nervous when he approached my side. So I turned around and showed him my butt end as a warning to watch it.

He was smart enough to back off when I showed him my butt. And he did not threaten me enough to make me bite him with my front end.

So I played this little game of come on try to lean on me and when things got too cosy I made him back off."

Slavy came over and told me not to worry about him so I felt reassured but i don't trust anybody where I can't get them first before they get me.

After a while he went away and life is back to boring.

But when slavvy left he came back and jumped on my back.

Well I got rid of him proto by knocking him off on a tree.

 

WARNING: DON'T MESS WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S HORSE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION. IF THE HORSE DOESN'T KILL YOU, THE OWNER WILL.



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